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Adventures in Cultural Misappropriation: Venezuela

Posted in adventures in cultural misappropriation, baking, food, recipes, venezuela with tags , , , , , , on August 11, 2018 by uglydudefood

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Caraotas negras

Arepas

Tajadas

Quesillo

If you’ve never heard of Venezuela, it’s that weird horn that sounds like bees that people kept blowing at the World Cup that one time. It’s also our first culinary journey into South America.

In honesty, it’s been so long since I actually cooked this food that I forget a lot. Since this time, we went on vacation. Our central air unit died (and was later replaced, so I can use the oven again thank todd). I made friends with the groundhog that briefly lived in my car!

The first recipe, caraotas negras, is a black bean dish. It’s full of veggies, spiced and also sweetened somewhat with a little brown sugar, and cooked down. Here’s a mid-cook pic.

Oh, I do remember something now! I and my whole kitchen smelled like oil! That’s because I spent the rest of the time frying up arepas (a fried cornmeal-based flatbread) and tajadas (plantains). There’s not a lot of ingredients that go into either, so they’re fairly plain – but really good! Oil!

I dunno, you can put the beans in the arepas with cilantro and some avocado and mama mia u got urself a sandwich.

I appreciated the ripeness guide for the plantains in the linked recipe. These were better than fried plantains I’ve had in the past. Wine pairing: Diet Mt. Dew.

And now what you’ve paid to see for years here: me destroying a dessert!

Quesilla is Venezuelan flan. I’ve successfully made flan before. The recipe calls for a flan pan with a tight sealing lid, and then put the whole thing in a water bath. I don’t have a flan pan. Instead, I just put loose custard cups in the water bath and then covered the whole thing up with the lid or foil or something.

The difference between the former and the latter: in a tightly sealed flan pan, the moisture is kept out somewhat. I sealed the juices in!

So what! So it’s a little curdled looking! It actually tasted fine. Rachel and my kid hated it, so I got 6!

Next time I will buy a flan pan flan pan flan pan flan pan flan pan flan pan flan pan flam pam flan pan film flam man flan pan flan pan flan pan flan flan pan pan flan pan flan pan flan pan flan flag pag flap pap flan.

Look at that! I’ve hit the word count to make this count as an actual literary work, and I didn’t have to use any filler at all!

Venezuela u tasted fine. Some day I will ride a gondola thru ur canals.

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