I’ve been brushing my teeth with Crest Whitening Expressions for the past few weeks. If you haven’t heard, get with the times man! It comes in vanilla and cinnamon and orange flavors! It is like candy, except for your mouth! I do not particularly like it, but it’s the only brand in the house right now and I’m too cheap to buy my own tube. There’s something unnatural about cleaning your teeth and enjoying the flavor all at once. If I want candy, I will not put toothpaste in my mouth! I will instead eat some delicious candy, and then clean my mouth out with toothpaste that tastes like the asshole of a mint tree. It’s the way it has always been and it’s the way it always shall be.I am liberal in pretty much all of my views, but I am a Republican when it comes to toothpaste.
