Archive for August, 2009

Tuesdays With Dorie: Creamiest Lime Cream Meringue Pie

Posted in food on August 25, 2009 by uglydudefood

I’m a little disappointed; this is one of the only desserts that I’ve made where I was aesthetically pleased. AND IT WOULD NOT PHOTOGRAPH FOR JACK SQUAT. Oh well. It looks appetizing to the dog, at least.

Oh, and it tastes great. Rest in peace, delicious pie.

Tuesdays With Dorie – Applesauce Spice Bars

Posted in food on August 18, 2009 by uglydudefood

What a perfect time of year for an applesauce spice bar!

You think I’m joking, of course, but you’re wrong. While applesauce spice bars probably remind you of October’s rotten, multicolored leaves, Autumn truly begins with August. Why?

BECAUSE IT IS WHEN FREAKING HALLOWEEN CANDY STARTS SHOWING UP IN STORES.

Just think. In less than a month, it’ll be Christmastime.

Tuesdays With Dorie – Brownie Buttons

Posted in food on August 11, 2009 by uglydudefood

Okay, listen. I made these brownies the way brownies are supposed to be made – slightly undercooked, gooey, and full of yum. There’s nothing worse than a dry brownie.

I tried to finish these with the white chocolate glaze, but they were so screwed up decadent that they crumbled in the goo. They’re good enough this way, though, so screw off!

Love,

Mike

And Harley Quinn

Tuesdays With Dorie – Banana Bundt Cake

Posted in food on August 4, 2009 by uglydudefood

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU TAP A BASEBALL LIGHTLY WITH A BANANA CAKE?

Banana BUNT Cake

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN YOU MAKE A PIECE OF LAWN EQUIPMENT IN A ROUNDED PAN?

Banana Bundt RAKE

WHAT DO YOU CALL IT WHEN A GUITAR GOD BAKES YOU SOMETHING DELICIOUS?

SANTANA Bundt Cake

HOW MUCH THOUGHT DID I PUT INTO THIS BLOG POST?

None.