Tuesdays With Dorie – Fresh Ginger and Chocolate Gingerbread

I am going to change the name of my blog to DUMB MAN DOING BAKING.  First of all, because I am (in actuality) a male model, and thus a gorgeous dude.  What I can tell you, though, is that I am the crappiest piece of crap of all time, and that I ruined something as simple as gingerbread.

On a dark, stormy, and fateful night, I settled down to make gingerbread.  I had all the ingredients: the ginger; the chocolate; the flour and spices.  The butter; the coffee; the eggs and molasses.   And then something went terribly wrong.  THIS…is my tale.

The Gingerbread Debacle by Ugly Dude Mike

I FORGOT TO PUT THE BUTTERMILK IN.

The End.

Poo Doodle

What I ended up with was more of a brownie than a cake or a bread.  It’s far too strong (and I like strong), it’s flat and sunken.  In conclusion, poo doodles.

Yours,

Rhubarb Stu

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11 Responses to “Tuesdays With Dorie – Fresh Ginger and Chocolate Gingerbread”

  1. **In conclusion, poo doodles**

    bwahahahahahaha

    Sorry you didn’t like it. Give it another try with the buttermilk. It is fabulous.

  2. Oooops. BTDT. I agree, though, try it again.

  3. Oh no, that’s something I would do. Try it again, you’ll love it.

  4. Hahahahahahahaha short and sweet and HYSTERICAL as always. Poo doodles. Make it again with the buttermilk. You won’t be sorry.

  5. It’s so easy to forget an ingredient…it happens to everyone at some point! Better luck next week!

  6. Poor thing….do try it again, with buttermilk, you’ll see, it’s fabulous!

  7. you always make me laugh. i forget stuff all the time when i bake, even when i try to be careful. well, it might have been poo doodles this week but at least you have the male model thing going for you to fall back on. 🙂

  8. “Poo diddles”????? I love it. This just replaced ‘horse feathers’ as my cuss statement. Nice try on the gingerbread. Maybe next time.

  9. I just saw your top 5 movies. Good choices, I didn’t know anyone else liked role models as much as I did.

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