Archive for September, 2007

The smell of success

Posted in food with tags , , , , , on September 29, 2007 by uglydudefood

Air-freshening sprays. What? A bathroom is a room that will occasionally smell like poop and pee. When you spray Glade or some shit into the air, you are not hiding poop and pee. There is no hiding poop and pee. You’re just adding something else into the bouquet. In some cases, you are adding another annoying or offensive smell–flowers, whathaveyou. In other cases, you are including a wonderful smell and making me associate it with poop and pee–vanilla, cinnamon, and cetera. I do not want to smell poo in my Big Red, and I do not want to taste pee in my hot cocoa.

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My Pee Buddy ‘N’ Me

Posted in fiction with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 14, 2007 by uglydudefood

My Pee Buddy 'N' Me

Posted in Uncategorized on September 14, 2007 by uglydudefood

Numbers

Posted in food, health with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 12, 2007 by uglydudefood

Spoodles the Living Dummy and the Temple of Peeps

Posted in food with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on September 10, 2007 by uglydudefood

Attention Wal-Mart Shoppers: keep your hands off my package

Posted in health with tags , , , on September 6, 2007 by uglydudefood